We ship WORLDWIDE from the USA.

Fast, because we know you’ll start complaining 48h after ordering 🙃

🌍 International: 5 to 10 business days (unless your country is on vibes-only mode 🕊️)

📦 You’ll get tracking, obviously.

If your package is late, don’t panic — scream into a pillow 😤🛏️ and then email us.

Didn’t like what you ordered? That’s on you. But fine — you’ve got 7 days to fix your mistake.

Here’s the deal:

• Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still carrying that famous arrogance 😏

• Return shipping? On you, obviously. We’re not Amazon — we’re better looking 💅

Once we get it back, we’ll inspect it (with judgment 👀), and refund you if it checks out.

No back-and-forth. No drama. Just read the policy like a grown-up 📄🧠

Yeah, that happens.

A glitch in the matrix, a lost package, a random delivery guy who thinks your gate code is a riddle — we’ve seen it all.

Don’t panic. Don’t rage-tweet 💥.

Just email us with your order number, what went wrong, and ideally, without a three-paragraph meltdown 😮‍💨.

We’ll fix it. Fast ⚡
Unless you're being weird, passive-aggressive, or sending 12 follow-ups in 4 hours. 🙄

In that case, we’ll still help… but with the emotional enthusiasm of a printer out of ink 🖨️